I told you we would bring our "meet the (insert staff or friends here)" back. This volume we have our good friend and hard worker Kevin. He's pretty much the shit. Look at him all fucking happy over a donut. So here we go, any fly ass birds out there wanna holla at a pimp, heres what he's all about. He got 5 on it.
1. Who Are You?
Fucking Kevin. I dont know. I'm that dude that doesn't say much, but yeah you know I'm there. Don't fuckin' act like you didn't see me. I definitely ain't like the rest of those Asians you know about. Forreal though.
2. First Thoughts When Waking Up?
I look in the mirror every morning and realize how fly I am. You got change for a billion?
3. What would you do if your bike got stolen?
(Serious ass tone) I would stab a motherfucker in his face. Just kidding..no but seriously. (stone face)
5. Pretty Serious Answer There Dude, I'm Actually Nervous To Be In The Same Room With You. I'm Sweating, But On A Serious Note, How Do You Feel About Dipset?
Cam is the best, DIPSET is the best, Freeky, Rell, Juelz, Jimmy, J.R. Computers 'Putin. My mink is mink. Oowee Doowee.
4. Other Than Bikes And Sneakers, What Else Do You Do?
Dude, all I do is fucking ride bikes...and shit on people occasionally. I probably wouldn't be able to live with facebook either, no homo. When i'm with the staff you can pretty much say my life is like a movie. My crew like candles, yup we sittin on cake.
5. How Does It Feel To Work For Alife Rivington Club? Cause We All Know You Love Alife.
Working here is the fucking shit. You know that you want to be us. Seriously though, you're sittin there reading this, probably working your shitty job, thinking, fuck, why can't we work at Alife too?
6. Indeed, How Do You Feel About Justin Being Your Manager?
Other than leaving me out in the cold multiple times, he's better than your manager. He does suck a bag of dicks though - bastard.
7. Do You Like To Party? Because Nikki And Justin Drink Excessively, I Think Everyone Wants To Know If You Do Too.
I have my moments. Usually when I'm playin' beer pong against them Animal House dudes - Ax about me. Other than that, I'm good. I'm down to burn one if you want though.
8. You Know I'm Always Down To Burn. I Heard You Suck At Madden, Is This True? I Heard Your Little Brother Is The Balls Though.
I'm not even gonna front about that. I'm asscheeks when it comes to sports game. Infant Jeff gave me the works once, and yes, my brother is pretty much better than you at any sports game. But I'm gettin' my game up, see me on Live. Fuck that, I'll play you anyway.
9. Any Last Words?
I'm pretty much here, Justin creepin' on my back, waiting for me to finish writin' this. Alls I gotta say is dude definitely just breathed on my neck, no homo.
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